Elucidate Accounting
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Great at building businesses.
Allergic to spreadsheets.

You don't need another app or another reminder you're ignoring. You need someone to just handle the money stuff.

Get this off my plate → 15-min call. No prep needed. Seriously, just show up.

Sound familiar?

The ADHD founder finance starter pack

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47 unread emails from your accountant

You'll reply tomorrow. You said that three weeks ago.

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"Roughly" know what's in the bank

Give or take a few invoices. And that tax thing. And that other thing.

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Someone asked for a P&L

You felt your soul leave your body. Completely understandable.

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3 new projects this quarter

Couldn't tell anyone your margins on any of them. Too busy building.

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"Monthly management accounts"

Just reading those three words made you want to lie down.

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Making good money

No idea where it's going. It's definitely going somewhere though.

This isn't a discipline problem.

You built something brilliant by thinking differently. The spreadsheets, reports and systems? They weren't designed for how your brain works. So you avoid them. Completely rational.

The fix isn't "try harder." It's hand it to someone who actually enjoys this stuff.

That's us. We genuinely like making messy numbers make sense. Weird, we know.

The transformation

What changes when you stop trying to do this yourself

❌ Right now

😨 Dread opening Xero / QuickBooks
📉 No idea if you're actually profitable
🔥 Tax deadlines appear out of nowhere
🙈 Avoid anything with "report" in the name
😬 Guilty feeling you should be on top of this

✅ With us

😌 Someone else opens Xero. Not your problem.
📊 Know your numbers in a 45-min monthly chat
📅 Deadlines handled. You don't even know they exist.
💬 "Here's what matters" instead of a 40-page deck
🎯 Guilt replaced with "oh, that's sorted already"

Already sold?

Skip the rest. Book the call. We'll figure out the details together.

Let's talk → 15 minutes. No spreadsheets involved, we promise.

How it works

Three steps. That's it.

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We take the whole thing off your plate

Management accounts, cash flow, forecasts, reporting — done for you, on time, every month. You don't have to think about it.

Your time: 0 hours

Once a month, we chat for 45 minutes

We tell you the three things that matter. No jargon. No 40-page decks. Just "here's what's happening, here's what to do."

Your time: 45 mins/month
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You go back to doing what you're great at

Build things. Talk to customers. Start new projects. The numbers are handled. We'll flag anything you actually need to know about.

Your time: vibes

What's included

Everything you've been avoiding

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Management accountsDone properly. Delivered on time. Every month.

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Cash flow forecastingSo you don't get surprised by that thing again.

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Monthly "here's what matters" call45 mins. Plain English. No homework.

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Board & investor reportingIf you need it. We make you look good on paper.

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"Can I afford this?"Text us at 2am when you have an idea. We'll reply in the morning.

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HMRC buffer zoneWe deal with them so you literally never have to.

ACCAChartered Accountant
15+years senior finance
£50M+revenue managed
PEbacked company experience

Quick answers

Before your brain moves on

How much does this cost?
Typically £1,500–£4,000/month depending on complexity. Way less than a full-time FD. We'll give you a straight number on the call — no "it depends" waffle.
What if my books are a total mess?
Good. That's literally what we do. We'll sort the backlog out first (usually 2–4 weeks) then move to the monthly rhythm. No judgement. You should see some of the states we've inherited.
Do I need to switch accountant?
Nope. We work alongside your existing accountant or bookkeeper. We're the strategic layer on top — the bit that turns numbers into decisions.
How much of my time does this take?
About 45 minutes a month. That's it. The whole point is you don't have to think about this stuff. We adapt to how you work, not the other way around.
I've tried hiring finance people before
And it didn't stick? Usually because they expected you to engage with their process on their timeline. We do async updates, short calls, no 15-tab spreadsheets to review. Built for brains like yours.
What if I don't actually need a CFO?
We'll tell you on the call. Sometimes a good bookkeeper is all you need. We're not going to sell you something you don't need — there's no point for either of us.
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Ready to never think about this again?

15 minutes. No prep. No pitch deck. No follow-up sequence from hell. Just an honest chat about whether we can help.

Book a free call → Usually reply within a few hours.